I think Jason's might be reading my blog right now. Cuz I told him to, so I should complain about him a lot to hurt his ittle bittle sicky pants feelings....

Like so

Jason's a really dumb bum

I'm glad he is sick

It makes me laugh all day long

(He told me 7-5-7 is a haiku.... I'm not sure about it though. Teet! I used his wisdom against him)

Okay now that his feelings are hurt....

Jason's a ucky sick boy

His stench did employ

my nose to wrinkle, oh joy

Upon detecting his stench

though my stomach wrenched

he's okay on occasion

(teet! see that last line was the romantic one where you go "awwwww"