where people get their quotes for their MySpaces. Really. I don't understand.

Also, if anyone ever commented on my cleavage or anything resembling my cleavage in a MySpace picture I would barf and then mold it into one of those bras that form perfectly to you breast with that gel junk, except the barf would be the gel and I'd make the whole bra out of it so I'd have to wait months for it to harden.

I would do all that, just so they couldn't see it to comment on it. Or they'd be too grossed out to say anything.

Man, I talk about barf a lot on this. I think I'm obsessed. The strange thing is, I never talk about it in real life... ever. And it grosses me out when people do and I haven't seen throw up in years but I'm pretty sure I'd have a heart attack.