I just had a revelation about why all the bad things going on in my life are happening....

Duh!

It's cuz I don't repost the MySpace bulletins.

Dang! If I had a penny for all the lovers that have broken my heart, how many times a loved one or I has been brutally murdered, and how many times horribly bad luck has come to me... I'd glue them to my car like that British lady....